Tuesday, 6 June 2017

NAUPANG GULHIK CILGEHPA THU

NAUPANG GULHIK CILGEHPA THU

Ni khat class ah sangsia numei (madam) khatin buaina lianpi tuak hi. Primary 3 a Sangnaupang khat pen Primary 4 ah tu nuam in kiphinphin thapai den hi. "Sianu aw, kei pen Primary 4 ah ka tut ding kilawm hi. Ka sanggamnu pen Primary 4 ahih hangin ama thu theihna sangin kei thu theihna sangzaw hi," ci ngaungau in, kunh den hi. A sianu in a cihna ding thei lo ahih manin Principal nu kianga naupangpa thu va ap hi.

Principal nu'n tua Sangnaupangpa Primary 4 ah kisuan thei dingin pil takpi hiam cih interview hong nei ta hi.

Principal: 3+3 gawm bang zah?
Naupang: 6
Principal: 6+6 gawm bang zah?
Naupang : 12.

Principal in Maths tawh kisai dotna hamsa tampi a dot hangin naupangpa in theih loh nei lo hi. Principal in Primary 4 ah tu dingin kilawm mah hi ci-in sangsianu (madam) kiangah sawl leuleu a, sangsianu in prinlipalnu mai ah dotna hamsa tampi dot ding hong kipan ta hi.

Madam: Bawng in li a neihte lak panin mihing ten nih i neih bang hiam?
Sangnaupang: Khe.
Madam: Na pheituam (trousers) ah kei neih loh bang om hiam?
Sangnaupang: Ip (Pockets).
Madam: Laimal C tawh kipan in T tawh a tawp, mul a nei, aktui mel banga beem (oval), a man diakdiak, a lim mahmah (delicious) leh a pan dildel a tui kang (whitish) bang hiam?
Sangnaupang: Jubi (Coconut).
Madam: A sungah khauh mahmah in lut napi hong paikhiat ciangin a zawi niangnuang leh a man diatduat se bang hiam?
*Principalnu mit hak hong gol beba a, madam kiangah tua bang liang dong dah mai in a cih ma-in Sangnaupangpa in hong dawng pah hi.
Sangnaupang : Bubble gum (chewing gum).
Madam: Na ciangkhut (pole) kei sungah hong thun lecin na lakkhiat ma-in kei na kawt nena ding hi'ng. Tua bang hiam?
Sangnaupang: Puanbuk (Tent).

*Principal nu zong hong cimawh pian ta hi.

Madam: Na khut zung hong thun lut in na, na cimtak mateng peipei lecin a hoihpen pa leh a bukimpa (perfect man) bekin hong ngah ding hi. Tua bang hiam?
Sangnaupang: Kiteenna zungbuh.
Madam: A golna (sizes) tampi tawh kong kuan/pai hi. Hun ka sak khat ciangin a tui ka teh (dripped) hi. Tua ciangin nong mutkhia a, ken nuam kasa mahmah hi. Tua bang hiam?
Sangnaupang: Nak.
Madam: Ken thaltang zum ka nei hi. A muk ka tumsak zel hangin a paikhiat ciangin taltang mah bangin dawk veve hi. Tua bang hiam?
Sangnaupang: Thaltang.
Principal: O MY GOD.
Madam: Laimal 'F' tawh kipan a, laimal 'K' tawh a bei bang hiam? Tua na nangah/tel zo kei leh a thunna dingin na khut na zang hi. Tua bang hiam?
Sangnaupang: Sikkeu a ka nei (Fork).
Madam: Pasal khempeuh in nei napi Pope in zang ngei se loin, zi nei khinsa ten a zite uh lungnopna dingin a piak uh bang hiam?
Sangnaupang: Min mawkmawk, min behlapna (Surname).
Principal: Holy shit !!.

Madam: Pasalte tunga om na khat in guh nei lo napi mai (pumkin) tawh a mel kibangin sigui tampi nei in, itna bawlna leh nupa kal nopsakna dinga kizang bang hiam?
Sangnaupang: Lungtang (heart).
Principal: Eeeeeh!!..

Principalnu in cihna ding thei nawn lo a, a hu deih takin hong sang khit ciangin Madam kiangah, "Na dotna khempeuh kei hong dawn ding hi leh a man lo vive in ka hong dawng ding hi. Hih gulhik cilgeh naupang manlang takin University ah sawl in," ci-in thu pia hi.

🖋️Thang Khan Lian


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